Mohammad Ali Jr.

Trump vs. Ali! Executive Order Strips Famous Boxer of his Citizenship

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Bowling Green, Sweden – In an odd move, President Trump signed an Executive Order stripping Mohammad Ali of his US citizenship.

ICEs immediately moved to deport the famous boxer. One source at ICEs stated, “We sent a team to his last known residence but he wasn’t there. The people living there just kept saying he’s dead. He can’t hide forever. We’ll find him.”

In an effort to find Ali, ICEs detained his son at an airport in Florida but were unable to discover Ali’s whereabouts. 

In other news, Frederick Douglass is still at large.